Sarcasm and wit.
I want this new age laundry technology! I have never seen this.
When I lived in this building (55th STREET REPRAZENT!), I had to lug my washing from the 20th floor to the 3rd only to find that all machines were either full or broken.
So, let’s see. I graduated from Marymount in 2008. Since then they’ve built a roof garden funded by Donald Trump (whose construction I had to endure for a year and a half), opened a new cafeteria/relax room/outdoor stage, started a soccer team (which they denied me despite having all the proper paperwork and other interested participants), and now they have MAGIC WASHING MACHINES. Marymount: 100,004*, Chelsea: 0
*The additional 100,000 is for the amount of money I owe in loans thanks to their outrageous tuition.
Chelsea, we really need to discuss this. Remember that time that not only did we have to lug our laundry down one of two disgustingly slow elevators, but then we had this stealing epidemic so basically we had to sit there and wait for it. Was this after your time? I remember when the C-store only had Ben and Jerry’s and chocolate, yet you had to have $1000 on your meal plan to exist. If I had those thousand dollars now, I’d be a little bit fine.
Remember, also, when my clothes smelt like smoke and the reload laundry card machine wouldn’t take anything less or more than a 20. What college student ever had a 20 handy, ever? /collegerant
